[kicks]
1=me smells something bad... | me looks at %tn | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan The smell is gone!
2=me gags %tn and stuffs him in a cow suit. | me throws %tn into a corral with a horny bull. | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan <<Mmmmooooo!>>
3=me notices that weeds are popping up everywhere. | me spots a weed in %chan $+ . | me calls the Orkin man. | me sees the Orkin man spray %tn | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan $me mails %tn the bill
4=me pulls down the switch to the elctric chair. | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan $me makes an omlette with %tn $+ 's brains
5=me grabs %tn by the hair and jams him face first into the tiolet. | me does the royal flush | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan ba-WHOOOOOSH!
6=me looks to his left... then to his right. | me takes out a little black bag and points it at %tn | me watches as %tn is attacked by a mob of pirhana clams!!! | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan Ouch-That's GOTTA hurt!
7=me reaches into one of his many pockets. | me draws forth a wand with an emerald tip. | me points the wand at %tn and utters arcane words of power... | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan *POOF* %tn has disappeared!!!
8=me pulls out a sharp battle axe and slices off %tn $+ 's head... | me watches the head roll the the floor, covering %chan with blood... | me slings the axe over his shoulder and laughs with murderous glee! | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan fuck off
9=me tosses %tn into a mircrowave oven and sets the dial on 'HIGH'... | .timer 1 2 say BEEP! | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan KA-BAAAAM!
10=me *** LAMER PROTECTION ENGAGED *** | me Beeeeeep Beeeeeep Beeeeeep | me has detected a lamer, lowering targets on the lamer | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan Lamer problem resolved!
11=me loads a laser guided AARM-32b smartbomb into the F-16E. | me watches as the sights level on %tn $+ . | say %tn $+ , look out below!!! | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan Pounded 20 feet off the ground
12=me looks into %tn $+ 's eyes. | me approaches %tn with lightning speed. | me pauses to look one last time at %tn $+ 's panic stricken face. | me punches %tn $+ 's head from his neck with inhuman strength | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan %tn has lost his head
13=me puts on his black hood. | me escorts %tn to the guillotine. | say Any final requests before the blade drops? | say No? Good! | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan -CHOP-
14=me and %tn are waiting at the bus stop. | me watches as the bus approaches... | me nudges %tn out into traffic before the bus can stop | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan You gonna eat this lunch?
15=me smells something terrible. | me figures out that it's %tn who smells like a dead elephant on a hot summer's day. | me decides to send %tn to the cleaners. | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan put it on my tab
16=me watches too much Mr. Wizzard. | me decides to try an experiment. | say Now %tn you hold this putty, while I hook up these wires... | me feigns shock as %tn $+ 's ass is blown into next week! | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan for my next experiment...
17=say 10 | .timer 1 2 say 9 | .timer 1 4 say 8 | .timer 1 6 say 7 | .timer 1 8 say 6 | .timer 1 10 say 5 | .timer 1 12 say 4 | .timer 1 14 say 3 | .timer 1 16 say 2 | .timer 1 18 say 1 | .timer 1 20 tb %tn | .timer 1 20 tk %tn %chan %kickbanmsg
18=me notices that %tn keeps begging for ops | me being the nice guy he is decides to op %tn | .auser 17 %tn | mode %chan +o %tn
19=me smells something bad... | me looks at %tn | tk %tn %chan The smell is gone!
20=me gags %tn and stuffs him in a cow suit. | me throws %tn into a corral with a horny bull. | tk %tn %chan <<Mmmmooooo!>>
21=me notices that weeds are popping up everywhere. | me spots a weed in %chan $+ . | me calls the Orkin man. | me sees the Orkin man spray %tn | tk %tn %chan $me mails %tn the bill
22=me pulls down the switch to the elctric chair. | tk %tn %chan $me makes an omlette with %tn $+ 's brains
23=me grabs %tn by the hair and jams him face first into the tiolet. | me does the royal flush | tk %tn %chan ba-WHOOOOOSH!
24=me looks to his left... then to his right. | me takes out a little black bag and points it at %tn | me watches as %tn is attacked by a mob of pirhana clams!!! | tk %tn %chan Ouch-That's GOTTA hurt!
25=me reaches into one of his many pockets. | me draws forth a wand with an emerald tip. | me points the wand at %tn and utters arcane words of power... | tk %tn %chan *POOF* %tn has disappeared!!!
26=me pulls out a sharp battle axe and slices off %tn $+ 's head... | me watches the head roll the the floor, covering %chan with blood... | me slings the axe over his shoulder and laughs with murderous glee! | tk %tn %chan fuck off
27=me tosses %tn into a mircrowave oven and sets the dial on 'HIGH'... | .timer 1 2 say BEEP! | tk %tn %chan KA-BAAAAM!
28=me *** LAMER PROTECTION ENGAGED *** | me Beeeeeep Beeeeeep Beeeeeep | me has detected a lamer, lowering targets on the lamer | tk %tn %chan Lamer problem resolved!
29=me loads a laser guided AARM-32b smartbomb into the F-16E. | me watches as the sights level on %tn $+ . | say %tn $+ , look out below!!! | tk %tn %chan Pounded 20 feet off the ground
30=me looks into %tn $+ 's eyes. | me approaches %tn with lightning speed. | me pauses to look one last time at %tn $+ 's panic stricken face. | me punches %tn $+ 's head from his neck with inhuman strength | tk %tn %chan %tn has lost his head
31=me puts on his black hood. | me escorts %tn to the guillotine. | say Any final requests before the blade drops? | say No? Good! | tk %tn %chan -CHOP-
32=me and %tn are waiting at the bus stop. | me watches as the bus approaches... | me nudges %tn out into traffic before the bus can stop | tk %tn %chan You gonna eat this lunch?
33=me smells something terrible. | me figures out that it's %tn who smells like a dead elephant on a hot summer's day. | me decides to send %tn to the cleaners. | tk %tn %chan put it on my tab
34=me watches too much Mr. Wizzard. | me decides to try an experiment. | say Now %tn you hold this putty, while I hook up these wires... | me feigns shock as %tn $+ 's ass is blown into next week! | tk %tn %chan for my next experiment...
35=say 10 | .timer 1 2 say 9 | .timer 1 4 say 8 | .timer 1 6 say 7 | .timer 1 8 say 6 | .timer 1 10 say 5 | .timer 1 12 say 4 | .timer 1 14 say 3 | .timer 1 16 say 2 | .timer 1 18 say 1 | .timer 1 20 tk %tn %chan %kickmsg
36=me notices that %tn keeps begging for ops | me being the nice guy he is decides to op %tn | .auser 18 %tn | mode %chan +o %tn
37=me tells %tn Yeah, I heard you... but... | tk %tn %chan Frankly My Dear, I don't give a damn!!!
38=me thinks %tn needs an enema... | me pulls out a chainsaw and jams it up %tn $+ 's ass! | tk %tn %chan Vroom!!!
39=me thinks %tn needs an enema... | me pulls out a chainsaw and jams it up %tn $+ 's ass! | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan Vroom!!!
40=set %ban no | set %ak $true | nick ElmerFudd
41=set %ban yes | set %ak $true | nick ElmerFudd
42=.timer 1 1 msg %chan Shhhhhhhhh!!! Be vewwy vewwy quiet...I'm hunting wamers...Huhuhuhuh | .timer 1 3 msg %chan Wook!! a wascawy wamer!!! | .timer 1 3 msg %chan KaBoom!!!!! | if %ban = yes { .timer 1 3 ptb %tn $a3(%tn) %chan } | .timer 1 3 kick %chan %tn Oh! No!  I killed the wamer!!! | .timer 1 3 nick %me
43=me tells %tn Yeah, I heard you... but... | tb %tn | tk %tn %chan Frankly My Dear, I don't give a damn!!!

[channels]
n0=@#humpme_neone
n1=@#I_blow_the_skin_flute
n2=@#stickpussy_is_tasty
n3=@#gay_and_hiding
n4=@#im_finally_an_OP
n5=@#gay_america
n6=@#young_boy_sex
n7=@#cocksuxaz
n8=@#dogporno
n9=@#prissy-boyz
n10=@#00..lesbian_mother_s
n11=@#DirtyUnderWear_Sniffers
n12=@#Stretch_My_Pooper
n13=@#MY-BUTT-IS-YER-BUTT
n14=@#Fucking_dawgs_for_fun
n15=@#100%goatfuckpics
n16=@#Don't_Repeat_Don't_Repeat
n17=@#EyeEatShorts
n18=@#My_cock_has_fleas
n19=@#Lamer_than_Lame
n20=@#Fuckin_momma_for_money
n21=@#Sniff_me_first
n22=@#Slap-my-ass_Spit-on-my-back
n23=@#Kan_I_Daddy?
n24=@#Corn_cobs_for_fun
n25=@#Use-the-whole-Chicken
n26=@#Does-your-Dog_bite?
n27=@#Stinky_fish_sex
n28=@#Mud_pies_N_Pussy
n29=@#Smell-Me_then_say_yes
n30=@#Shaft-Strokers
n31=@#Mister_Masterbati0n
n32=@#Meat_me_Please!!!
n33=@#Imma_Faggot!
n34=@#Sex-with-ChickenS
n35=@#Sex-with-DuckS
n36=@#1,001_uses_for_Zuchinni
n37=@#StinkFinger
n38=@#Between_froglegs
n39=@#scum-suckin-perverts
n40=@#KiddieFucking
n41=@#Toddlers_for_hire
n42=@#I'll_hold_it_in_my_mouth
n43=@#Cum_is_g00d
n44=@#Eye_eat_my_mommy
n45=@#Eye_eat_my_Dad
n46=@#100%dogsexpics
n47=@#beastsex
n48=@#!!!DogRapeSexPics
n49=@#MotherDaughterSex
n50=@#This_cucumber_stinks_now!!!
n51=@#Have_you_had_your_cocksucked_today?
n52=@#Moustache_rides_25cents
n53=@#Prophylactic_Lunchbags
n54=@#Ky-Jelly_on_Toast
n55=@#Balls_in_my_throat
n56=@#I_Swallow
n57=@#Ten-year-old-girls_Taste_young!
n58=@#Grandma's_ass_is_still_tight
n59=@#Hardens_in_your_mouth_not_in_your_hands
n60=@#Reverse_Proctology
n61=#CondomStuckInMyButt
n62=@#useMYass
n63=@#CUMdrinkers
n64=@#Cock_fight_and_I_lost:( 
n65=@#cunts_R_us 
n66=#fartsniffers
n67=@#lickmyOwnBalls
n68=@#tongueMYbutt
n69=@#fingerMyTwat
n70=@#bleedingrectum 
n71=#gay&proud
n72=@#itakeituptheass 
n73=@#blowboy
n74=@#queerdads
n75=@#SchmackMyAss
n76=@#Young_boys_cocks_taste_SHORT!!!

[realname]
n0=Lame Fucker
n1=Im a Pedophile
n2=Rump Ranger
n3=Rideme Cowboys
n4=Cum Dumpster Extraordinaire
n5=Dirty Cocksucker
n6=Prophylactic Pup
n7=Toothless Wonder
n8=Fart Smeller
n9=Buster Cherry
n10=dongding
n11=I totaly Suck
n12=My mom can beat up your dad
n13=Incest is a Family thing
n14=BUTTMUNCH
n15=NuMBNuTZ
n16=StudMuffin
n17=My horses Balls are Swollen
n18=ClaraBelle
n19=Master Baiter
n20=StinkFist
n21=CrustyBalls
n22=Stinky Finger
n23=HAHAHAHAH iM FUXED
N24=t0ejaM
n25=DingleBerries
n26=Im sooooo Fucked
n27=BlowTube

[awayreason]
n0=brb my dog looks horny
n1=gettin into myself (man does my hand stink)
n2=counting my pubes
n3=killing my crabs (can i borrow an icepick)
n4=licking my swollen nuts 
n5=spanking the monkey
n6=taking old one eye to the optometrist
n7=jackin off my pet rock
n8=giving my friend anus-to-mouth ressucitation
n9=filming my kids having sex with my dog
n10=getting the cum pumped from my stomach
n11=diddiling my twat
n12=i broke a nail :( now i cant scratch my nutZ
n13=shaving my dogs ass
n14=Stroking my Kitty
n15=need to use my Acme cockstrecther (really bad)
n16=Pulled out a hair and pissed down my pants
n17=i have no reason, i'm lame
n18=g0ne to the www just got a password for www.farmanimals.com
n19=can't type right now i'm Cum Drenched
n20=Swallowing
n21=was cleaning my teeth and my cup broke
n22=washing out my Tampax
n23=putting on my underwear (let's see) yellow spot in front, brown spot in back?
n24=have to have a stool sample for the doctor and i can't find my underwear
n25=taking a drug urine test, need to squeeze my underwear
n26=oops brb I had my underwear on backwards and accidently shit in my hand

[appname]
1=Mlink32
